85-year-old Patient admitted for 'Change of Mental Status': "Help! Help me! I don't know where my husband is! He isn't here with me at home, and I don't know where-"
Me: "Do you know where you are, dear?"
Patient: "Of course I do."
Me: "Tell me where you are."
Patient: "I'm... I think I'm in a place for the disturbed."
Me: (bursts out laughing)
Other Aide: "Oh, she has no idea..."